Friday, October 29, 2010

Zombie Hunter

Mariko Nightfire - Zombie Hunter

All Hallow's Eve is fast approaching, and we should fear the mist and fog. They'll conceal an unspeakable horror - brain dead corpses staggering in search of living flesh. At this time of year, a plague of zombies descends on Second Life as our residents celebrate Halloween. Zombies usually gravitate to creepy places like graveyards, sewers, and bogs; but, they can be anywhere. If you have a zombie problem on your SL property, don't try to take them on by yourself. You'll end up the main course in a zombie feeding frenzy. You need to bring in a professional like me. I'm a highly trained and licenced Zombie Hunter. Recently, I was called in to take out a horde of zombies infesting a wild west circus. The circus owner realized something was wrong when certain customers in the audience were munching brains rather than popcorn.

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They may look like Walmart shoppers; but, they're actually
zombies on the prowl, and they are closing in.

I'm waiting and ready for them.

Zombies are putrid. Wearing a fragrance is a must when zombie hunting. I wear Coco Mademoiselle by Chanel.

Don't Panic. The secret to surviving a zombie attack is
staying cool and looking fabulous.

Time to go into Attack Mode.  Ewww - Flying Zombie Guts!
This outfit goes to the cleaners tomorrow.

IMPORTANT: Zombie bites are infectious and will turn you into one of them. So before you go zombie hunting, make sure you get your zombie shots. I get mine each October along with my flu shot.

The Zombie Hunter

Happy Halloween Everyone