Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Cerulean Zessinthal is Dead

Cerulean Zessinthal - Did alcohol poisoning do him in
... or something worse?
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I heard some dreadful news last night at the Jittery Junco. Cerulean Zessinthal is no more. He's ziltch ... nada. And Ceru wasn't the only victim. Poor Eulalie Helendale is dead too. The man who did it was sitting cross legged on the floor at Junco last night and engaging in friendly banter with the regulars who had gathered at the coffee shop. He was a stranger in dark glasses. His name - Nine Warrhol.
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Eulalie Helendale - She's Dead Too!
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Warrhol seemed a likable and clever young man. He regaled us with stories of his southern roots and his addiction to southern cooking. But there was something odd about him. He was only five days old; yet, his appearance was too advanced and he was far too at ease in Second Life to be a noob. I asked if we know him as some other person. It was then that he informed us that he had done away with Cerulean and Eulalie. His face didn't change its expression and never betrayed any emotion when talking about the deed. He calmly told us that to be his own person, Ceru and Eulie had to go. So he dispatched them with a click of a mouse. It might as well have been a click of a trigger. His only regret was that their inventories died with them. And Ceru and Eulie were not the only ones. There was another before them. My blood ran cold. The horror ... the horror ...
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The Man Who Did It - Nine Warrhol
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3 comments:

  1. Did you ask before outing him? Just curious.

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  2. He freely and publicly admitted the deed. I am just a humble reporter.

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  3. Oh, you mean linking Ceru and Eulie. Nine is always honest about his alts (He is a person of high integrity). He made it common knowledge that Ceru and Eulie had a common denominator.

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